Total Drama TNG: Eps. 9: Hell's Kitchen! 2

CHRIS: Hurry up! I'm hungry!
MYRA: You heard the man! He's hungry!
CHRIS: I don't need you to echo everything is say!
MYRA:He doesn't need me to echo everything he says!
CHRIS: Oh good grief! Myra how are the contestants doing?
MYRA: It looks like they are doing fine! Alejandro is collecting cattails! They are an edible plant!
CHRIS: Sounds boring! What are Viper and Po doing?
MYRA: Still running!
CHRIS: Zoom in on that!

(Meanwhile!)
ALEJANDRO: Perfect I have my cattails, wild onions, and dandelions what else can I get?
PO: (Crashes into Alejandro! Runs past him!) Hi Alejandro! Bye Alejandro!
ALEJANDRO: Watch where you going! (The mud monsters run on top of him!) And tell your friends to do the same!
PO: So let me get this straight Rage who is a demon plans to enslave the world by using this book and several toxic plants found on this island! Malchior going along with it though he hates Raven who right now is actually Rage! They plan to rule the world together but the can't do it with half this book! If you get eliminated you have to give your half and if Rage gets eliminated she will give you her half!
VIPER: Yep! That about sums it up!
PO: We have to stop them!
VIPER: I know! I have to win this challenge or the world as we know it is doomed!
PO: Let's get away from these mud monsters first!
VIPER: Run faster!
PO: On it like fly's to honey! (They pass Mable, Twilight, and Eddy!)
MABLE: Oh look there playing tag!
EDDY: I don't think I want to play tag like that!
TWILIGHT: Perfect! I got the maple sap from the tree! These are going to be good pancakes! What are you two going to make?
MABLE: A cake! We found lots of fruit on the island! Right Eddy?
EDDY: Not sure if all of this is edible? (A frog eats a berry out of his hand! It drops dead!) Yep! Not all edible!
MABLE: Don't worry about that! I have a sure fire way on how to win this! We bedazzle the cake!
EDDY: What?
MABLE: You know bedazzle! Put lots and lots of jewels and shinny things on it! Cool huh?
EDDY: I think the cake has to be edible!
TWILIGHT: Oh don't listen to him! I think it is a lovely idea!
RAGE: I think so too!
TWILIGHT: Where did you come from?
RAGE: Oh you know from here and there! But I wanted to talk to you about your choices in food! You are going to loose!
MABLE: We are not!
RAGE: Just in case you do I want you guys to vote off Viper!
ALL: What? Why?
RAGE: Because if you don't I will swallow your souls! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
EDDY: That's very comforting!
RAGE: Just do it!
MABLE'S DIARY: Rage is threatening us again! I don't like her! And yet I can't fight her! I wish I could I'd shoot her with my grapple hook! HIGH-YA (Fires it! Hits Eddy!) Oh sorry Eddy!
EDDY'S DIARY: OW! We have to stick up to Rage or she will end up controlling us! She's just a girl! She's not that powerful!
TWILIGHT'S DIARY: Viper! We have to vote off Viper? Rats! I wanted to become friends with her! Now we have to send her home? DARN YOU RAGE!
RAGE'S DIARY: Oh they better do as I say! If they don't it will be a dark day for that person! Like it was a dark day for Raven! (Going inside Raven's mind!)
RAVEN: Do you see the bottom yet!
PINK: (Let's go of the rock and falls! Falls three feet!) I found the bottom!
RAVEN: Not funny!
BROWN: I see the key! There it is!
PINK: So brown what happens to you when we defeat Rage?
RAVEN: Yeah what does happen to you?
BROWN: Oh I go back living in the shadows! You will forget that I exists once Rage is defeated!
RAVEN: That's horrible!
PINK: And sad!
BROWN: It's okay! I like being alone it's a nice comforting feeling! I have all the time to myself and stuff!
RAVEN: Well, that's not going to happen! Once we defeat Rage I promise you that I will give you an emotion!
PINK: How about sadness! I always wanted another sister who was my opposite!
RAVEN: Yeah how's that?
BROWN: It can work I guess?
RAVEN: So that is the plan! Defeat Rage and get you an emotion!  
PINK: I just saw the ground move!
BROWN: Fire snakes! Start climbing the cliff!
PINK: What do they do?
BROWN: If they touch you you'll burn up in a second!
RAVEN: (The snakes slither on the ground! They burn up everything!) Well, that's pretty obvious!
BROWN: Climb! (Uses the shadows to shield them!)
PINK: This is not fun!
RAVEN: Climb! There gaining on us!
BROWN: Back you snakes! BACK! (They climb faster! Back onto the surface!)
RAGE'S DIARY: Yeah, My problems are going away fast!

(Meanwhile!)
PO: We are heading to a dead end!
VIPER: (Mud monster tries to get her!) It's to late to turn back!
PO: Dead end! But look! It's Malchior! He's fighting the monsters too!
VIPER: Oh not him!
MALCHIOR: Viper! Po! Over here! Could use some help!
PO: Why would we help you?
VIPER: (Mud monster punches him! It grabs Viper!) PO! HELP!
MALCHIOR: I'm coming! (Runs through the monster smashing it!)
PO: Good idea Dragon! (Po runs through the monsters smashing them all!)
VIPER: Let me go! (Viper uses her tail as a whip! She smashes several of the monster!)
MALCHIOR: Let's light up the joint! (He breathes fire on them! Burning the rest of them!)
PO: We did it!
MALCHIOR: Thanks for the save Viper!
VIPER: (Wraps her tail around his neck and squeezes!) Why are you working with Rage?
MALCHIOR: I-CAN-EXPLAIN! I-CAN'T-BREATHE!
VIPER: (Releases her grip!) Why did you betray me?
MALCHIOR: Look I only came onto the show because I wanted the prize money whatever the amount! I was going to use it to take over the world! When I saw Rage an idea came to me! I could use Rage to my advantage get control of the world and then defeat her!
VIPER: You know how to defeat her!
MALCHIOR: Yes, I was going to do it once I had control of the world!  
PO: That's low Malchior!
MALCHIOR: Shut up panda! I didn't want you to get involved because I didn't want to hurt you!
VIPER: Don't push it Malchior!
MALCHIOR: Look I was not going to vote you off honest! The Code of Reptiles forbid it!
PO: Code of Reptiles! Now you are making stuff up!
VIPER: No it's real! Code of Reptiles state that you must not harm a fellow reptile because he or she is your ally!
MALCHIOR: Exactly! I was not and I will never vote you off because of the Code! Rage right now should be convincing Mable, Eddy, and Twilight about voting you off! And Alejandro is easily won over! That alone can bring your downfall!
VIPER: What am I going to do?
PO: Win!
MALCHIOR: And if she doesn't win?
PO: Well, she is going to win and if she doesn't vote for me instead!
VIPER: Po I can't let you do this!
PO: You are going to win! That's final! Come on! We have a lot of cooking to do?
MALCHIOR: What are you going to cook though!
PO: These mud monsters!
MACLHIOR: Oh!
VIPER'S DIARY: I believe Malchior is telling the truth about everything but that doesn't mean I should trust him! He could still be evil!
MALCHIOR'S DIARY: I wish she could trust me again! We were such good friends! Dang Rage! Why did I have to make the deal with her?

CHRIS: Alright! Stark cooking already! I'm hungry!
MYRA: So Alejandro! The world wants to know! What are you cooking?
ALEJANDRO: A salad made from all the edible plants in the Fun Zone! Dandelions, cattails, and other edible leaves like that!
MYRA: Neat! Mable and Eddy what are you to making?
MALBE: A bedazzling cake! Here put on sunglasses!
EDDY: IT'S VERY BRIGHT! DON'T LOOK AT IT WITH THE NAKED EYE!
MYRA: I got that! Twilight what are you cooking?
TWILIGHT: Pancakes! Made my own homemade maple syrup and my own pancakes with a floury like dirt I found in the Fun Zone!
MYRA: Okay, Rage and Dipper what are you two making?
RAGE: A pie! Plain and simple!
DIPPER: But you put....
RAGE: Silence mortal! It's a perfect pie!
MYRA: Malchior what are you making?
MALCHIOR: A fish soup! With some vegetables!
MYRA: Smells delicious! Po Viper looks like you two teamed up! What are you two making?
PO: Each an individual appetizer! Mine is a mud steak!
VIPER: Mine is mud potatoes!
MYRA: If anyone can get mud to taste like steak it is you Po! So that is what we have right now! Once they are done cooking the judges will taste!

(One hour later!)
MYRA: The judging begins! Malchior you go first!
MALCHIOR: It's a fish stew hope it is good!
FINN: (Takes a bite!) It's delicious!
RIGBY: Wonderful!
DAWN: I sense something! What fish did you use?
MALCHIOR: The fish that are in the Fun Zone! Piranhas!
FINN AND RIGBY: PIRANHAS? (The fish leap out of the bowl and attack Finn and Rigby!)
MYRA: Next! Mable and Eddy! Show your meal!
MABLE: It's a bedazzled cake!
EDDY: PUT ON SUNGLASSES IT IS BRIGHT! LIKE THE FUTURE! DON'T STARE AT IT WITH THE NAKED EYE!
RIGBY: (Stares at it with the naked eye!) IT BURNS!
MYRA: NEXT! Alejandro! You go!
ALEJANDRO: Mines a salad and....
CHRIS: NEXT! Chris does not eat salad! Especially from the Fun Zone!
MYRA: Okay, Rage and Dipper what did you cook?
RAGE: A pie!
DIPPER: DON'T EAT IT!!!!!!!!!
RAGE: Quiet! Enjoy!
DAWN: Another weird sensing feeling! (She cuts open the pie! And Darkness surrounds them all!)
RIGBY: It's eating me alive!
DAWN: Get it off me! HELP!
FINN: Where's my sword!
DIPPER: It's a nightmare pie!
MYRA: NEXT! Po! Viper you two are up!
PO: Mines a steak!
VIPER: Mines the mash potatoes! What do you think?
RIGBY: Delicious!
FINN: Yummy! The potatoes are good!
DAWN: Why is my steak bleeding?
PO: I cooked it rare!
DAWN: It's literally bleeding!
PO: I cooked it really rare!
RIGBY: The potatoes are bleeding too! (Throw up!)
VIPER: Okay I'm doomed!
MYRA: NEXT! Twilight Sparkle! You are last!
TWILIGHT: Here are mine! Pancakes with homemade maple syrup!
FINN: This is the best pancakes I have ever eaten!
RIGBY: I second that! Real good!
DAWN: My senses are not acting up! Good job Twilight!
MYRA: We have a winner! Twilight! Now let's cook these pancakes up for Chris!  
CHRIS: It's over! Twilight wins!
TWILIGHT: I did it! I did it!
CHRIS: For the rest of you guys! See you at elimination!

VIPER: Man! I'm doomed! Po I have to give her the book!
PO: Don't give up yet!
VIPER: It's no use Po! I deals a deal! I have to give it to her! (Slithers away sad!)
PO: There has to be something I can do! Eddy wait!
EDDY: Look if Mable is looking for me tell her I'm on break! A twenty year break!
PO: Look I need you to do me a favor! I want you to vote for me at elimination!
EDDY: Vote for you why?
PO: Because I messed up with Viper! Now the fate of the world is at steak! Really it is! In need you to vote for me!
EDDY: What's in it for me? (Hands him a quarter!) I'm in!
PO: Now I need to find someone else!
DIPPER: Pist! Po! It's me Dipper! I want to help defeat Rage!
PO: Perfect!

(At the Campfire Ceremony!)
CHRIS: Loving the pancakes Twilight! they are delicious!
TWILIGHT: Your welcome Chris!
CHRIS: For that you get a edible marshmallow! As for the rest of you I have eight marshmallows! Seven are edible and one is Blood Red! Who are safe? The winners are Dipper, Rage, Mable, Eddy, Alejandro, and.............................................Malchior!
PO: It's okay Viper you are not going to end the world!
VIPER: Are you sure? It feels that way!
CHRIS: Po and Viper both of you are on the chopping block for cooking bad food! One of you is safe! And the winner is................................................................................................VIPER!
VIPER AND RAGE: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!
PO: It worked! (Slaps Eddy on the back!)
RAGE: You! (Attacks Eddy!)
EDDY: Help!
VIPER: Po you did this!
PO: Yeah I voted for myself and few nameless others did the same! (Cough!) EDDY!
EDDY: NOT HELPING ME!
VIPER: But why?
PO: I messed up with your cooking! I'm a cook and I should have done better! You should stay I should go! You need to protect that book from falling into her hands! I know you can do it Viper! (They hug!)
CHRIS: Ahem! Po here is the Blood Red Marshmallow! See you at the Helicopter of Hurling!

(At the Helicopter of Hurling!)
PO: So why is this thing called that? (Pulls a level!) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOWWWWWWWW IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KKKKKKKKKNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHRIS: Po is gone! Will Viper be able to stop Rage on her own? Will Rage just keep killing on and on? Who side is Dipper and Malchior really loyal too? Will I ever stop eating these delicious pancakes? Find out when we return next time right here on TOTAL DRAMA THE NEXT GENERATION!