Total Drama TNG: Eps. 8: To Feed a Squid! 2

CHEF HATCHET: Has he awoken yet?
MYRA: Nope! He's still worried someone might sue him!
CHEF HATCHET: Well, do something then!
MYRA: Me! Why me?
CHEF HATCHET: Because your the co-host! Well, HOST!
MYRA: Okay, okay! Well, all the campers are now in boats and heading out where those stone totem poles are! Hopefully they will free those being eaten alive without mercy! How was that?
CHEF HATCHET: Don't quit your daytime job!

ALEJANDRO: I will bring the boat around slowly!
PO: Then I will rush in jump on a pole and drop the chum on the squid!
ALEJANDRO: I will then rush in on the other one and pull a contestant out!
PO: Then we switch right!
ALEJANDRO: Yeah as long as both of us are still here!
PO'S DIARY: WHOO! Teams divided! Now it's everyone for themselves! I'm teaming up with Alejandro this challenge because we are feeding some pretty big squid here! Don't want to get hurt!
ALEJNADRO'S DIARY: Glad he's feeding the squid and not me! I don't want to get eaten! It's a horrible way to go!
MALCHIOR: (Flies past them! Viper is on his back!) See you slow pokes! Come on Viper lets get to the poles!
VIPER: Yeah, right Malchior!
MALCHIOR: Hey, what's wrong?
VIPER: Nothing....Just I was wondering. Since the teams broke up you wouldn't go out and form another alliance with another person will you?
MALCHIOR: Of course not! It's just you me and possibly Po! If he stops liking his arm pit!
VIPER'S DIARY: He's lying! DANG! I can't believe he'd do this! Now what do I do?
MALCHIOR'S DIARY: You think she is on to me? How though? Rage wouldn't have told her? Would she?
RAGE: (Levitates to the first pole!) Beat that suckers!
MYRA: And Raven is the first one to reach a pole!
RAGE: IT'S RAGE!
MYRA: Sorry, Rage!
RAGE: And don't you forget it! (Uses her powers to dangle Chum over the water!) Come on you dumb squid! EAT UP!
DIPPER: (Climbing her pole!) Squid don't eat chum!
RAGE: Oh so now your an expert at this? If you are hold this! (Throws him the chum!)
DIPPER: Oh shoot! (Falls into the water! The squid attacks him!)
RAGE: Pull someone up! (He does! Rainbow Dash comes flying out!)
RAINBOW: Hi there!
RAGE: Oh it's you! Your not a vampire still are you?
RAINBOW: Nope all clean!
RAGE: Good brace yourself! (Throws her back to the island!)
RAINBOW: I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAGE: Come on Dipper throw another one!
MALCHIOR: (Electrocutes Rage!) Sorry that's are pole! (Rage falls but grabs the pole to keep her from falling in!)
VIPER: Malchior! What are you doing?
MALCHIOR: We have to save a camper! Can I use you as a rope? (She slaps his face!) WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
VIPER: Just lower me in! (He does! She grabs a camper!)
MLACHIOR: Who do you have?
VIPER: Ph-in-aes!
MALCHIOR: I can't understand you!
VIPER: Ph-in-esa!
MALCHIOR: Who? You have something in your mouth! I can't understand you!
VIPER: PHINEAS!
PHINEAS: HELP! (Falls back into the water!)
MALCHIOR: Great you dropped him!
RAGE: Azarath Mentrions Zinthos! (Uses her powers and knocks them both into the water!) AZARATH MENTRIONS ZINTHOS! (Uses her powers to pull another camper out of the water!)
DIPPER: Thanks!
RAGE: Dipper? I DON'T NEED DIPPER!
DIPPER: Actually you do....Chris said....
RAGE: Back in you go! (Throws him back in!) Don't come out till you pull out a camper!


ALEJANDRO: (Parks his boat near the squid!) Po you ready?
PO: Need a little seasoning, maybe some garlic and celery.
ALEJANDRO: What are you doing?
PO: I'm preparing the meal for the squid! He's not going to eat the chum raw!
ALEJANDRO: Get up there now!
PO'S DIARY: Wow! Alejandro can be really bossy sometimes!
ALEJANDRO'S DIARY: Why did I team up with this guy? WHY?!!!!
JOSE: (Climbs one of the poles!) Wow! That's tiring!
RAGE: How did you get here?
JOSE: I swam and then climbed! HA! (Pushes Rage out of the way! Grabs his chum and dangles it on a pole!) Come on and eat you dumb fish!
ALEJANDRO: Stop right there brother! (Grabs the chum pole from Po! Pushes him in the process!)
PO: HELP! (The squid wraps his tentacles around him!)
ALEJANDRO: This ends now brother!
JOSE: Indeed! (They begin to fight with the chum poles! They try to knock each other into the water!)
ALEJANDRO: You were always better than me but not today! Today the legend of Jose ends here!
JOSE: On the contrary brother the exact opposite will happen! Today you will be vanquished! (Jose hit's Alejandro's leg! He trips him! Alejandro grabs the pole to keep himself from falling! His chum falls into the water!)
ALEJANDRO: Oh man!
JOSE: Face it brother! You are vanquished!
ALEJANDRO: Not yet! (Takes the belt off his pants!)
JOSE: What you going to pull your pants down? HA! How child like! (Raises the pole to attack Alejandro!)
ALEJANDRO: No! But to do this! (He wraps the belt around the pole! The chum gets tangled up with Jose's body! He falls in!)
JOSE: NO!
ALEJANDRO: Good bye brother! (His pants start falling off!) Does anyone have a belt!
PO: Help Alejandro! I have someone!
ALEJANDRO: Who do you have?
CANDACE: Let go of me panda! GASP! ALEJANDRO!
ALEJANDRO: CANDACE! (They hug each other! And kiss!)
PO: Uh! Guys wet panda over here covered in squid bites! Guys? UGH!

MABLE: Row carefully over there!
EDDY: I'm doing my best!
TWILIGHT: Perfect! I will climb that pole now! (She does!) Mable bring the chum! Eddy stay there with the boat!
EDDY: Not going anywhere!
MABLE: (On one pole! Twilight on the other!) Where's Alejandro? I thought I just saw him!
TWILIHGT: He's in his boat heading back to shore! He'll be back! Come on let's fish for campers! Hey fishy-fishy have some chum for you!
MABLE: (Takes a bite out of it!) Yeah it's delicious!
TWILIHGT: (Throws up!) Not that delicious!
TIGRESS: (Jumps out from the tentacles! She karate chops them as they wrap around her entire body!) Uh! GUYS! HELP!
MABLE: Tigress catch! (Throws her the chum!)
TIGRESS: Got it! (She uses it as a staff to deflect the tentacles! It works! Tigress crashes on both of them and they all fall down in Eddy's boat!)
MABLE: Tigress your alive! (She slaps Mable!) That's for voting me off! (She slaps Twilight!) That's also for voting me off! (She slaps Eddy!)
EDDY: AUGH! What did I do?
TIGRESS: That's because I felt like it!
TWILIGHT: So glad we didn't bring you back! (The tentacles start wrapping around the boat!)
MABLE: Eddy row!
EDDY: I'm rowing! I'm rowing!

RAGE: Dipper come on! Do you have the campers or no?
DIPPER: (Climbs the pole!) Ow!
RAGE: I take that as a no then! If you want something done right you have to do it yourself! (She closes her eyes and levitates! She moves her hands in a weird way!)
DIPPER: What are you doing?
RAGE: (She gets up! Red energy is flowing everywhere! The squid and the other three campers are lifted out of the water!)
PHINEAS: What's happening?
CRANE: The rage! It's flowing though her body!
DIPPER: What? That's Rage!
CRANE: Yeah! Beware her Dipper! Stop her Dipper!
RAGE: You cannot control me! You cannot defeat me! I AM RAGE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AZARATH MENTRIONS ZINTHOS! (Uses her powers to push the squid and the other three campers to the island! The squid lands on top of the cabins destroying them! Rage them comes down returning to normal!)
MYRA: I guess it is over! Dipper and Rage win!
CHRIS: (Wakes up!) It's over? Did we get sued?
MYRA: Nope! We saved the campers! More or less!
CHRIS: Great job! Who did it?
CHEF HATCHET: Rage and Dipper!
CHRIS: Rage and Dipper you two are safe from elimination tonight! For the rest of you guys! See you there! Worthless scum bags you guys can't even save campers from a harmless squid!
ALEJANDRO: The cabins! That harmless squid destroyed them!
CRANE: It was Rage....(Rage socks his beak!)
CHRIS: To bad for the cabins! You guys will sleep in the Fun Zone tonight!
ALL: WHAT!!!!???????????

RAGE'S DIARY: I don't mind at all sleeping in the Fun Zone tonight! It's actually a good place to rest and to plot how I am going to kill Raven! The real Raven! (Go insides Raven's Mind!)
ORANGE: We have been running for hours!
PINK: It's only been ten minutes!
ORANGE: Feels like hours!
GREEN: Quiet! The hand signals us this way!
RAVEN: Let's go! (They follow the hand to a clearing in the cave!)
GREEN: Where did she go?
GREY: Now I'm scared!
RAVEN: Come out! There is no where to hide! (A brown hooded figure comes out of the shadows!) Who are you?
BROWN: I am the Brown Raven! There is no need to fear! You are safe here?
RAVEN: Who are you?
GREEN: What emotion are you?
BROWN: I am no emotion! I was never fully developed! I was trapped down here because of that! I live in the shadows! And that is what I like!
ORANGE: You chillax all day! Sweet!
GREY: In the shadow isn't it dark in there!
RAVEN: We need your help Brown do you know the layout of my mind!
BROWN: Of course I do! I travel in shadows all throughout it!
RAVEN: You can help us disappear?
BROWN: Yes I can!
RAVEN: Excellent!
(Back on the surface world!)
RAGE'S DIRAY: I can sense a rebelling being started! I cannot let that happen! My empire will not collapse! It will be perfect! No one will stop me! NO ONE!

(At the Campfire Ceremony!)
CHRIS: Now I have ten marshmallows! Nine are edible and one is Blood Red! Rage and Dipper you saved the day! I am proud to bestow on you two marshmallows for your brave effort....
RAGE: Just give it to us!
CHRIS: Find take it spoil the moment! Now as for the rest of you one of you is going home but you guys are not going to decide! They are!
ALL: WHAT?!!!
CHRIS: Ed, Rainbow Dash, Crane, Phineas, Candace, and Tigress! Are previously voted off campers! You decide who goes home! Who will it be? (They discuss among themselves for a little bit!)
CHRIS: Who have you decided?
CRANE: Since we cannot vote off Rage! There was only one logical choice! We decided for................................................................................................JOSE!
JOSE: WHAT!!!!??? Why me? What did I ever do to you?
CANDACE: You tried to hurt my boyfriend!
TIGRESS: You voted me off!
RAINBOW: Your mean to everyone!
PHINEAS: Accused me of sabotage!
ED: I like ponies!
CHRIS: Jose here is the Blood Red marshmallow see you at the Helicopter of Hurling!

(At the Helicopter of Hurling!)
CHRIS: File in all of you! (the six eliminated campers go into the Helicopter of Hurling!)  
JOSE: Why are they coming with us?
CHRIS: The squid destroyed the boat they came in! This will have to do! Besides you guys can catch up on what's been going on all season! (They all glare at Jose!)  
JOSE: Chris....Uh.HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHRIS: Jose is gone! Eddy and Dipper are back! Will Raven be able to stop Rage? Will Alejandro celebrate knowing he defeated his brother? Will Viper trust Malchior ever again? Will we ever get this place back in order? Find out when we return next time right here on TOTAL DRAMA THE NEXT GENERATION!