Be a boss (Regular Show: Benson)

(Benson comes inside sees that Mordecai and Rigby left a big mess in the kitchen)

When you walk inside and see that Mordecai and Rigby left a mess in the kitchen you get steamed.

(Benson starts throwing things all over the place)

When you get steamed you need to calm down. When you need to calm down you go and play racket ball.

(Benson at the court hitting a tennis ball with all his might. The ball bounces off the wall and hits him in the eye.)

When you play racket ball injuries happen. When injuries happen you need to wear an eye patch.

(Benson with an eye patch! Benson:SERIOUSLY?!!)

When you where an eye patch people think your tough!

(Three big guys staring at Benson! Benson: Shit!)

When people think your tough they want to show you how tough they are!

(Thugs chasing Benson! Benson: Shit! Shit! Shit!)

And when they want to show you how tough they are you end up lying in a roadside ditch! Don't end up lying in a roadside ditch! Be a boss! Tell them to clean the kitchen!