(Rainbow Dash sitting on her bed with a bunch of Daring Do books. She's moaning and groaning. Rainbow Dash: What's taking so long?)
When your at home and your waiting for the next Daring Do book to arrive you get bored.
(Rainbow Dash: You can say that again!)
When you get bored you start staring out windows.
(Rainbow Dash stares out a window. Sees two pegesi carrying a dead body.)
When you start staring out windows you see something that you shouldn't see.
(Pegesi 1: Hey! Isn't that Rainbow Dash? Rainbow Dash: Oh shit!)
When you see something that you shouldn't see you have to vanish.
(Rainbow dash starts packing her bags. Rainbow Dash: I have to get out of here!)
When you have to vanish you have to fake your own death.
(A whole train explodes! Rainbow Dash crawls out of the rubble!)
When you fake your own death you have to dye your mane red!
(Rainbow Dash dyes her mane red!)
And when you dye your mane red you attend your own funeral as a pegesi mare named Lauren Faust! Do not attend your own funeral as a pegesi mare named Lauren Faust! Be a boss and just get the book on Kindle!