(Pinkie Pie staring at a Rainbow Frosting cake. It is really Rainbow Dash placed under a curse. Pinkie Pie is drooling.)
PINKIE PIE: Okay. First question, can I eat you?
RAINBOW DASH: No Pinkie! You may not eat me!
PINKIE PIE: What if I covered you in chocolate frosting?
RAINBOW DASH: No! If you eat me I will die!
PINKIE PIE: Oh yeah. Second question, how did you become a cake?
RAINBOW DASH: I...I insulted a wizard.
PINKIE PIE: Was it Gandolf? Did you say he was gay?
RAINBOW DASH: I just paired him up with Saruman.
PINKIE PIE: They do look good together!
RAINBOW DASH: That's what I said! Now are you going to help me?
PINKIE PIE: Yeah, (Picks up a slice) Now what are we going to do?
RAINBOW DASH: PUT ME DOWN!
PINKIE PIE: Sorry! Sorry! It was an accident! You look so good! Wait a second! Maybe science has the anwser!
(Pinkie Pie grabs a charkboard and begins doing diagrams.)
PINKIE PIE: Okay! According to my calculations! The only thing that can counter wizard magic is a high concentrate of potassium and sodium chloride which is comonly found in stomach fluids...! Oh Sweet Celestia! Rainbow Dash! Get in my mouth!
RAINBOW DASH: NO PINKIE!
PINKIE PIE: Damn it! (Slams the chalkboard! Twilight comes walking up!)
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Hey! Cake! Can I have a slice?
PINKIE PIE: Sure! Why not? (Reaches for it)
RAINBOW DASH: Twilight! NO IT'S ME!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Oh! Rainbow Dash is a cake!
PINKIE PIE: Yep!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Wow! How is that possible? Did you insult a wizard? Did you tell Gandolf he's gay?
RAINBOW DASH: I paired him up one time in my fanfiction! One time!
PINKIE PIE: Yeah! And she won't let me eat her!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Whoa! Did you offer her chocolate frosting?
PINKIE PIE: Yes!!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Wow! Wierd!
RAINBOW DASH: Guys! I don't want to be a cake anymore!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Hey maybe Gandolf sent you on a spirit quest.
PINKIE PIE: Yeah! Maybe you have to learn a life lesson!
RAINBOW DASH: Like what?
PINKIE PIE: Well, your not very humble.
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: And you insult gay wizards. Also you're not very generous.
PINKIE PIE: Yeah! A generous friend would LET ME HAVE SOME CAKE!
RAINBOW DASH: The cake is your friend!
PINKIE PIE: You are a liar!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Wait! I have an idea! (Later!) How's that?
RAINBOW DASH: You just put shades on me!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Well, you look normal again.
PINKIE PIE: Oh! Rainbow! You're back!
RAINBOW DASH: Nope! Still a cake! Anymore bright ideas?
PINKIE PIE: (Holding a bunch of candles) Yes!
RAINBOW DASH: Great! Now I'm on fire! And still a cake!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Wait! I have another idea! (Even more Later)
RAINBOW DASH: Now I'm covered in chocolate frosting!
PINKIE PIE: You look good though!
RAINBOW DASH: Well, funny, I feel good!
PINKIE PIE: Good enough to eat?
RAINBOW DASH: NO!!!!
PINKIE PIE: DAMN IT! (Slams the chalkboard again)
RAINBOW DASH: Look! Do you guys know how to turn me back into a pony?
TWILIGHT AND PINKIE: No, is that what we were doing?
RAINBOW DASH: Great! I'll just keep on being a cake. (Smoke suddenly fills the room.)
GANDOLF: Yes it is me! Gandolf the Gay... I mean Gray! And I'm the one who turned your friend into a cake if you ever want to see him again you must anwser these riddles three!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: What is dragon, diamonds, and Bill Cipher.
GANDOLF: Uh????? How did you know???? Damn it! That's right! Fine! You win! (Turns Rainbow Dash back into a pegesi)
RAINBOW DASH: I'M BACK!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Hey Rainbow!
PINKIE PIE: Hi Dash, where did the cake go?
RAINBOW DASH: How did you know those were the correct anwsers?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: DUH? Those are always the anwsers!
PINKIE PIE: You know that's right! Brohoof!
RAINBOW DASH: BROHOOF! (Notices her right front leg is missing) WHERE'S MY LEG?
PINKE PIE: I had one slice.
RAINBOW DASH: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!